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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



mashed in maryland 6:28 Thu Nov 19
Names/namesakes that you've come across
Probably the zillionth thread on the subject but fuck it.

Used to work with a Lisa Simpson.

Also someone who's surname was Badman.

Someone also swore to me once they worked with a Sam Bow.

And remember reading on here a teacher at their school was called Mr. Dick and when he became headmaster the sign on his door said Dick - Head. (Obviously 100% true)

Any others?

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The_Phantom 4:44 Fri Nov 20
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used to work with a Ken Kong

Russ of the BML 10:37 Fri Nov 20
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A girl at my school was called Teresa Green.

defjam 10:31 Fri Nov 20
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Years ago me and my brother (RiP) were in the doctors and they used to call out the names, the receptionist shouted "Muhammed Ali" and we both cracked up, sat there in tears for ages while everyone else just sat there stony faced! ha!

Went to see my Neurosurgeon on Tuesday and was waiting (As usual) and the nurse came out and shouted "William Hill" a bloke got up and i said "I bet that's him!" she didn't get the joke!

ManorParkHammer 10:20 Fri Nov 20
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Went to school with a girl called Jazz Mann.

ironsofcanada 10:22 Thu Nov 19
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I have a famous basketballer's last name. No one thinks I am related.

lowermarshhammer 10:05 Thu Nov 19
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I have a VERY famous footballer's name.

Heard 'are you a relation of' and 'did your parents support ★★FC?' three times a week for about 40 years.

Bores me shitless when someone mentions it.

Far Cough 8:45 Thu Nov 19
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Yeah but on the other hand...

unknown1 8:44 Thu Nov 19
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Fella who works for Morrisons (maintenance) called Jeremy Beadle. He had to show me his driving licence for me to believe him.

Hasans Fish Bar RIP 8:41 Thu Nov 19
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Went to Barnet v Colchester. In the early 90s. My name was called out on the tannoy to make my way over to the main stand for an emergency phone call. Noone knew I was there apart from the mates I was with. Got a plod to walk me round the pitch. When I got there there was already a bloke with my name there. I have quite an unusual name so the chances of two of us in a crowd of 1500 was really weird

cosmo smallpiece 8:32 Thu Nov 19
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Hope you cleaned up after you.

Brussels Sprout 8:28 Thu Nov 19
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I came across a Michael Owen - was in his late 60s though.

Far Cough 8:26 Thu Nov 19
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Ah the famous and respected scientist, the OTHER Aalborg Hammer ;-)

Aalborg Hammer 8:25 Thu Nov 19
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When I worked in Holland,I went to catch my flight home and was stopped at the gate being told that I'd already gone through...as it happens my namesake was a famous space scientist...

Far Cough 8:21 Thu Nov 19
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I know your name matey

Son of Anarchy 8:20 Thu Nov 19
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Neville Ballbag

Far Cough 8:19 Thu Nov 19
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Norman Ballbag?

Son of Anarchy 8:18 Thu Nov 19
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when I tell people my name here they think I'm joking as I share the same name as a well know soap opera character from Days of Our Lives

Thunderlips 8:15 Thu Nov 19
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We used to call a bloke at work 'Lucan' as he was a skiving bastard always going missing.

Another one was called Tonto, always buying stuff on HP - the loane arranger

Son of Anarchy 8:08 Thu Nov 19
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used to work with a John Major in London about 15 years ago & currently work with a Chris Evans

Cheezey Bell-End 8:07 Thu Nov 19
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At my last job there was a Jamie Oliver. Looked like he was more into eating than cooking.

frank marker 7:32 Thu Nov 19
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My old football team included Steve Davis, Martin Lewis, Charlie Chaplin and Paul Danilels. Looks like a line up for Blankety Blank.

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